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Faith and Humor

Today at church as part of our sermon and message , our priest Father Pat Click ( I find it ironic that in our Internet connected world religion is just a “Click” away).  He Passed along two short stories as he was talking about love and marriage and how how eve was made from Adams ribs.  Anyway a local priest was performing marriage for a long time widowed parishioner at a  retirement community.. Prior to the service the priest met the the couple and asked his parishioner if he loved her a lot,  the parishoner said no, he then quickly replied, is she religious? He replied I don’t know for sure.  At that point the priest asked if she was rich?to which he replied no!   So why are you marrying her then?    The parishioner replied, she can drive at night!

Shortly there after he shared the shortest sentence in the English language Is , I am.  While the longest sentence is” I do.!